OFFBEAT (just for fun – anti-stress stuff)

offbeatadjective unusual, odd, strange, novel, out there (slang), extraordinary, bizarre, weird, way-out (informal), eccentric, abnormal, queer, irregular, rum (Brit. slang), uncommon, Bohemian, unconventional, far-out (slang), idiosyncratic, kinky (informal), off-the-wall (slang), unorthodox, oddball (informal), out of the ordinary, left-field (informal), freaky (slang), wacko (slang), outré, boho his dark, offbeat sense of humour

Please note items here are just for fun, some may a little rude and some not even true!

If anyone has anything they want to contribute do feel to use the comment box or email goatysnews@yandex.com

This is a work in progress, more will be added over time, enjoy!

If you’re a resident in Hong Kong and have been cheated by your husband you’re legally allowed to kill him but only with your own bare hands @FactsHumor

There’s a one in two million chance that you’ll die by falling out of bed, and one in 25 million that you’ll die in a plane crash. @FactsHumor

According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is “American.” (True?)

(Picture: Silly Stupid Statuses & Stuff 24/7 on Facebook) (Click picture for source)

Doctors’ Comments On Patient Charts: “The patient refused an autopsy.”

Stupid US Laws: In Louisiana; It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

Looks amazingly like my late gran…..

Tweeted by @theJeremyVine:

The worst example of a useless road sign yet sent to us here @BBCRadio2

Get around in English - How to be polite

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Sign of the day:

It’s cold in the Shetlands…..

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Frank Kelly-Christmas Countdown (12 days to christmas)

(Video credit: Dragonfly Castle)

Frank kelly’s parody version of 12 days to Christmas. Frank is also known for playing Father Jack in the TV series of Father Ted

SAR: Oops.!! Rescue went wrong. Video: Robert Muren

Video here: https://www.facebook.com/GoatysNews/posts/687336254674959

Image credit: Gary Hamilton FB

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